A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, \"I\'m sorry, but we don\'t serve food here.\"

Dudes. I have a problem. I\'m addicted to JokeBot. My wife doesn\'t get it. She thinks he\'s stupid. She doesn\'t understand that he is supposed to be stupid. Anyway. If I don\'t ingest at least one new JokeBot per day, I lose it. I walk around the house blabbering \"Holy sh@t! A talking muffin. Wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky, wacky\". I do this all day, and it is starting to have an adverse effect on my marriage. Please, please try your best to help me with my daily fix so I don\'t end up divorced, broke, suicidal, and eternally chanting wacky, wacky, wacky......

Doctors resently found that diarea is a heretitory disease.... It runs in the jeans!!!!

How do you make a hormone???? Dont pay her

Heres another joke, what do you call a artic prostatute???? a klondike!

Heres a joke, how do you get an elepahate over a 75ft wall???? hears a hint take the F out of way....... there is no F in way! RIGHT!

or maybe jokebot should make fun of the users?

someone should make fun of Jokebot

good jokes. You\'ll see em in a week or so when we make more!

i have amillion of yo mama jokes like \" yo mama so smelly she made right guard call for back up\", yo mama so dirty she gotta creep up on the bath water\", yo mama so greasy shell buys gas for her\", \"yo mama so greasy her freckles fall off\" (thats ma favorite) i got those and way more juss contact me for more of em\'

have u ever thought of doing Chuck norris jokes ? i bet theyed be a big hit if u
u posted them on joke bot or maybey made a puppet or somthing about Chuck norris=) for example heres a joke.Once Chuck Norris was waiting for thanx giving dinner, his wife then came up to him and siad \'Hunny were not going to have thanx giving dinner the turkeys frozen\'Chucks rsponse was an unusual one he then ate the turkey whole and then sent the turkey right back up fully cooked complete with stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravey and cranberry sauce. Chuck Norris wife then asked Hunny however did u do that !? Chuck norris then round kicked her to the face and siad \'No one questions Chuck Norris. please right back

Some one needs to make fun of all these darn stupid vh1 behind the music shows.

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Hey everyone! Have any good jokes? Post em in our blogs! Same with video ideas!

waz good i really likee this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kool
then thanks for the sv tv

dude I think that this really is the sv crew

Its the Hamster Dance song- the sped up version of \'Whistle Stop\" by Roger Miller. Wikipedia is our best friend.

hey for jason does the internet, what is the name of who makes that techno song at the end?

dude r u really on the sv crew