Hi. I am Zach Gofurton. Over my lifetime, I have been a lemet salesman, a drummer for the Zachs, a fire extinguiser representative, a Fox News weatherman, a crash test dummy, a pirate/daycare executive, THE fighting gopher, a playaholic, a representative of the thouth thide, and a professional basketball player. I proudly support football ownership rights, and as promised, I continue to shoot bagels at construction workers.
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