I hate textalk! What does omtish even stand for!?

It's me, I was the turky all along!
So why'd you eat me you jerks?

I've got a hankering to rally people for some reasone. I'm not going to because of the effort, but the urge is there. I need release, I need to fire a high caliber weapon. Hopefully a massive hand gun that fires nitro express bullets. The pain of firing that kind of weapon will be good for me, burn all the hair of my body from the massive plume of super heated smoke. On an unrealated note, I actually know an Asian pearson that is part Irish, and has red hair. CONTRADICTION!

Damn laptop got a virus. Now I've been reduced to using my DSi.

I spent some time looking at videos that collegehumour.com put on youtube. I like the ones called "Luigi Finally Snaps" and "Bowser and His Minions". One thing I'll say is this, Mario gets owned.