Catching an eagle on your fishing line's the most American thing since a monster truck with apple pie wheels.

Here's a physics problem: a 100 lb girl runs into a 300 lb guy. How long will she be unconscious?

This is the definition of overkill. Gotham PD sent less cops underground to hunt for Bane.

I can imagine it's quite a task at the end of the day cleaning out the escalator's idiot-trap.

Love will find you when you least expect it, so have fun trying to get to sleep tonight.

Wow, that was surprisingly effective. I'm going to try the same thing with the bouncer at a club tonight.

I don't know what happened officer. That house just jumped at us from out of nowhere.

When you fall down, your friends are always there to pick you up.

If she worked out her arm as much as she worked out her face, this fight would have been over in 2 seconds.

Ouch! There's got to be an easier way to get potato chips than that.

I've just added two lizards and an overly sensitive kitten to my shopping list.

This guy either has a huge amount of confidence in his product, or a box of spare hands at home.

Woah! Be careful with that thing dude! You're going to put someone's ear out.

Anyone who wants to get a war-hammer to the face can just try calling him a nerd.

Who needs guns when your kinship with animals can just summon birds to your fist?

He may be Hollywood's golden boy, but that doesn't mean he's going to eat Golden Grahams.

They're getting revenge on us for all their brethren we murdered in our horrific Big Gulps.

This is an impressive combination of being well trained and disobedient.

To be fair, when your head is as big as Kanye's, you are going to be hitting it a lot.

Judging from those girls' mile-wide stares, they were told this was an American Apparel ad.

If you're going to drive a dirt bike into your buddy's face, at least have the decency to be on it.

The only thing missing is your ex girlfriend showing up to let you know she's engaged.

I think I fall somewhere between the "CEO Shuffle" and the "Still has time to check out girls."

Nice moves. Don't worry. There's nothing guys find sexier than a tight cast.

You know this guy's good because he can get off the lift without the instructor's help. Also, all the flips and junk.

Some gutsy driving stops 5 dudes with over 200 pounds of coke. Luckily, everyone survived.

If you don't like her exercises, her husband also has some weight loss tips.

He'll be glad he's been training come Bingo Night. Those things can get rough.

Yeah yeah Australia. We get it. You're a way more fun place to be. Quit rubbing it in.

This is the most impressive Chinese knockoff I've seen since I bought the DVD to 1r0n M4N 3.

Let's look at the positives here dude. Chicks did scars way more than creepers.

A deer crashing through the windshield and freaking out all over the place? That's EXACTLY why I don't take the bus.

That prank was real down-under handed. ~laughs for 8 hours like the guy in the video~

Need to get across a flooded river, but don't have a boat? Nothing a little Russian ingenuity and Russian courage won't fix.

We were debating in the office whether she sometimes makes her husband wear the troll mask, or ALWAYS makes him wear it.

The Ocular Rift is the latest thing. Not just in virtual reality technology, but in people looking silly technology.

Say what you will about crack, but it will get you out of bed in the morning.

If he thinks that's bad, wait until he has to sit through The Lion King 7: Quest For Scar's Gold.

Every time I see a shape in a cloud from now on, I'm going to imagine this guy was responsible for it.

If you didn't want the garbage man to take your car, you shouldn't have left it by the curb.

Before pranking your buddy, double check to make sure he doesn't have the reflexes of a cat.

If I've ever seen a better example of gender equality than this, I can't think of it.

I'm not too worried. He just has to poop himself out, and he'll be fine.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, and don't celebrate your block before the ball's stopped.

Whew. It's a good thing his face was there to stop the bullet or he would have been in real trouble.

In the time she set that record, I almost made it through the rope once, and I had to take a nap after that.

This guy's taken the concept of popping a wheelie and turned it into a lifestyle.

This is the best view I've gotten of the inside of a grizzly since my lifetime zoo ban.

They can pay the police with all the money she's going to make selling t-shirts.

I have to admire the cat's commitment to non-violent resistance. He's a regular Mo-cat-ma Gandhi.