Yo kid! Wanna buy some catnip?

What's the matter pigeon? Don't you wanna be coo?

Finally an excuse to have wine for breakfast.

This city planner gets mad points for accuracy.

Using your hands is sooooooo mainstream.

He's the one who meows.

This is the most fun mile and a half in town.

Founding fathers count. Happy Fathers' day!

All the best educational ideas come from Pixar movies. That's why my kids are homeschooled by their secretly alive toys.

This is appropriate, because in marriage, she always has it her way.

Anyone else weirded out by the fact that he still has a collar even when he's shirtless?

That's very accepting of you.

Oh no! He ruined his perfect body!

I wouldn't recomend asking for a hug

The greatest weapon in their arsenal is imagination!

Finally, a monster kids will really be scared of.

Double bonus if they have gravy flavored.

I don't get what's so great about it.

I can't eat someone with such a dope looking pipe.

Anyone who passes him is getting a batarang to the head.

But what I really wanted was mustard!

What are the odds that no one's peed in there.

I like them both equally, so I guess I'll choose no.

People in glass bathrooms shouldn't crap bricks.

When Mario jumps on Bowser this time, his feet will be very warm!

There! That one! That's my Evian bottle! I've been looking for it for YEARS!

I'd like to see you make fun of it.

This is us. This is life. This is the perfect visual representation of life.

Well, they did save me the pesky trouble of having to open the thing.

He's been looking for an arc reactor that lifts and separates.

Finally, an excuse for my pants to be covered in syrup.

Like the real Don Draper, the moment you caress his face... he drifts away...

"Army, we have to get through a really small tube! Are you all ready!?"

Is this a book on how to start dancing with cats, or how to stop?

I imagine this is how most of our commenters were born.

How much juice have you had son?

I gotta take this call. It's the 80's. They want to know what this new "Vine" thing is!

Ever since the New York Post hired that sullen fourteen year old, their headlines have really improved!

Hey guys! Anyone have any tasty frisbees to feed me!?

He's taking the bus now? Boy, this meme IS over!

Can you imagine a moment without logging on to StupidVideos.com? This guy can't!

When I get scared I like to make giant signs too!

Can someone find me a vine to tape on? Heard that's the cool new thing.

How long have they been training for this?

The truth about how much a new transmission will be is out there.

Set my tanning bed on "extra crispy."

He's kind of the next stage in bird/fish/cigarette evolution.

Could he not afford the gold spray-paint? What a poser!

I remember the day everyone on Earth said this all at once. We really had our act together.

What do you mean Billy's missed work? I'd recognize that bulbous head and those paper arms anywhere.