At least her shirt fits...relatively.

To becoming a pop superstar! Why, what did you think we were hinting at?

Finally, bikes get the respect they deserve. The tables are turned

You do what you gotta do to survive. Take a lesson from this roll!

The ultimate converse nerd.

My other car is a two-dimensional representation of a really cool car, and it looks like it's parked right here!

Why does he look like he has to explain himself here?

Feeling a bit insecure about your cheap, compact car?

Cock Soup For The Soul.

This dog trainer probably won't get paid.

Don't you love how the people in the background are laughing?

All together now, "Your room looks like a pigsty!"

Sometimes alcoholics need a wake up call. But, please, no one wake him up until we're done.

Okay, Okay, I'll stop wearing my Union Bay wide-leg jeans from 1996 when I walk you!

This is what it feels like when you get your TP from the dollar store.

Apparently, this ladies face looks just like a frisbee.

A little too much bronze on your face there eh boys?

Give him food and give him more food.

This is what the first amendment is all about-- pointing out how stupid the other guy is!

Keeping you warm in the winter since 2004.

This driver either just watched the movie "Wanted" or "Back to the Future II" and had to try out flying it around.

No matter how fast this guy goes, his head will always be telling him to slow down.

Some people don't realize that less is more when it comes to makeup!

How did Nintendo's PR department let this one go?

It's 3:30 AM. You're groggy and you make your way to the bathroom and see this. I don't blame you for not actually making it to the toilet.

This guy is in for a hell of a marriage.

(This kid went to the preschool of hard knocks!)

This cat comes in different flavors, but only the cat gets to try them.

Geek Squad won't be able to help..

Chad Bradford definitely has one of the strangest releases I've ever seen. Freak!

Is he going back up?

Everyone jump for a magic ride on the snail!

How about a nice ice sandwich to the face?

Race and use the bathroom at the same time. The ultimate luxurious automobile.

Would I be correct in assuming that my gold brick Ford Taurus is slightly less impressive?

Only in America can we have a Plane this Stealthy

What if the Presidential election were mano y mano?

What a pretty smile you have! Now please keep your mouth closed for the remainder of the day.

These elephants need to find a room ASAP!

This is another picture that you might think is photoshopped but isn't. This person has created the photoshop look in his camera!

This dog knows better than to go indoors! Anywhere outdoors is fair game!

Maybe she should be shopping for a better outfit, not food.

You've gotta do something to pass the time, right?

I have seen a lot of wrestling matches, but this move doesn't appear in my Dan Gable or Hacksaw Jim Duggan technique handbooks!

The weight limit on this little bike has officially been pushed to the limit.

Look! It's the real Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf!

(Please, please bring back baggy leg jeans!)

We're open late, Batman!

Sometimes you just really need a nap.

Does this mean our shadows are normally totally naked?