In February 2008, the world is divided into the following six groups. You must pick one. There can be no exceptions.
1) Pro Scientology
2) Pro Anonymous
3) Anti 1 or 2
4) Indifferent
5) Amused and perplexed
6) Unaware of any of this
If you are in group 5, this message is for you. And it's a parody for crying out loud.