Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
JUST FOR FUN a hilarious, funny, comedic, original, pop, new country, southern rock song (copyright 1983) and MTV style music video by James Graff starring his all black, nordic lang hair cat named Fuzzy Ninja!! James Graff single handedly wrote, orchestrated, arranged, sang, played all instruments, engineered, produced, mixed, mastered, photographed and edited this original, home made, self-produced, unsigned, independent music video - blame him!!! (For the bad, bad images and horrible sound and the many seconds long audio drop out!! Hey! I am a musician not a videographer....yet...) Lot's of the still photography - of the pyramids and the sphinx - was shot on location in Egypt in Africa. Lyrics by James Graff and Sean Duffy!!
"If you were to dedicate the rest of your life to easing suffering on earth - now and into the future - what would you do? How would you do it?"
JAMES GRAFF WRITES, PRODUCES, SINGS AND PLAYS
ALL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS (a virtuoso on the piano/keyboard and guitar)AND HAS SANG AND PLAYED IN OVER 40 COUNTRIES AND IN FRONT OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN BANDS WITH MEMBERS FROM: Marilyn Manson Frank Sinatra Orchestra Extreme Creed Steve Vai Steve Morse Band The Classics IV The Platters Expose Jeff Scott Soto Singer for Journey, Foreigner Bertie Higgins etc.... BANDS THAT JAMES GRAFF PLAYS AND HAS OPENED FOR: Marilyn Manson Beach Boys Romantics Jefferson Starship Modern English Quiet Riot Guess Who Ted Nugent Janis Joplin's Big Brother & Holding Company Mountain Molly Hatchet Richie Havens Ace Freely Wasp Dave Barry Atlanta Rhythm Section Steinhardt Moon Project (Kansas) Marty Balin (Jefferson Starship) Melanie Arlo Guthrie Kathleen Madigan Saigon Kick etc. COVERS JAMIE GRAFF HAS ON YOUTUBE: : Led Zeppelin Beatles Pink Floyd Jimi Hendrix Experience Rolling Stones Van Halen Eagles Metallica Nirvana Red Hot Chili Peppers AIC Alice In Chains Eric Clapton Derek & Dominos Cream Lynyrd Skynyrd Bruce Springsteen E Street Band Stevie Ray Vaughn Who Black Sabbath Ozzy Osborne AC/DC Deep Purple Bon Jovi Judas Priest STP Stone Temple Pilots Grateful Dead Guns N Roses ZZ Top Neil Young Van Morrison Robert Zimmerman Bob Dylan Clash Creedence Clearwater Revival REM Prince & Revolution Crosby, Stills, Nash Young Allman Brothers Bob Marley Wailers U2 Police Doors Dire Straits Kansas Barry White James Taylor Harry Chapin Don McLean John Denver Cat Stevens BANDS THAT I PLAY Rush Genesis Kolumbus Kris Soundgarden Eric Johnson Steely Dan James Brown Fleetwood Mac Aerosmith Pearl Jam Boston Foreigner David Bowie Talking Heads Jethro Tull Band Beastie Boys Pantera Rage Against Machine Sly Family Stone Tool Journey No Doubt Little Feat Duran Duran Blondie Motley Crue Joe Satriani Sex Pistols Traffic Buffalo Springfield Blind Faith Kinks Radiohead Scorpions Motorhead Tom Petty and the Traveling Wilburys Bush Barry White John Denver etc. BANDS THAT I HAVE NEVER PLAYED: Tanel Padar & Sun Vanilla Ninja Terminaator Smilers Ultima Thule Blacky Metsatöll Slide 50 Mr. Lawrence Depoo Ines Dave Benton Queen Yes Earth Wind Fire Jason Ricci Phish Bee Gees Steve Vai Animals Roots Velvet Underground Iron Maiden Orb Cure Coldplay Slayer Black Eyed Peas King Crimson Parliament Funkadelic Dixie Chicks Orbital Jackson Five O'Jays 80. Harold Melvin Blue Notes Underworld Thievery Corporation Living Colour JBs Frank Zappa Mothers of Invention 5 Carpenters Audioslave Pretenders Primus Isaac Hayes Movement singer red vs blue smosh cody eric sam jake laptop kitty cute small funny again hax counter strike bleach manga anime dude weed **** video **** boy girl women men kids children ***** cool fun sweet apple food fruit restaurant kill ninja ninjutsu sensei star dojo rap queer cole film sarah loc jake super tag movie guitarist asia ******* hot jam music party body independent *** thong jt xxx hairy fetish guitar blowjob awards argento silverman sexy ear marilyn man dylan manson leroy naked acoustic teen affair boy sexi french zuzu movies strip sexy girl nude women latina culo tetas modelo sexy celebrities strip lingerie kissing ******* sprousechicks choreography old macking dance sex strip go girl out ways make girls state hot striptis wet kissing argentina lesbos be million men kiss chick sexy lesbo ******* wine man webcam ok tease nude cruel lesbians ohio model oral wow making heavy all ringtones video death music strapon tribute tribute m Dancing comedy clip dance song stupid crazy tasha crazy jimmy san dance haxx0r japan chair asian chinese makeout games xbox playstation xbox360 gameboy kill death best funny psychology dancing los music performance tribute rice redvsblue idol francisco sumo california effects clones world man myself sra gancing naruto manga anime book cartoon network scream cat dog animal hamster rogue ragnarok movie phone couch computer virus windows evolution jay angeles billy rock fun kets auteurs bananas ted japanese actions college death
"I am a musical slut (for tots): I will play ANY instrument, in any style, with any one, for any amount of money (to go entirely to charity)!" THANKS for all of your time and effort! ENJOY!!